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@juneohara65: Examine the shadows around my eyes. They speak of loss, of longing, of doom.
Also, I buy mascara at the dollar store.

Examine the shadows around my eyes. They speak of loss, of longing, of doom. 
Also, I buy mascara at the dollar store.

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