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@briancthayer: [exchanging vows]
HIM: I'll love you forever.
HER: I'll love you until you leave me a voicemail.
HIM: Wait, what?!
PRIEST: No, that's fair.

[exchanging vows]
HIM: I’ll love you forever.
HER: I’ll love you until you leave me a voicemail.
HIM: Wait, what?!
PRIEST: No, that’s fair.

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