@AaronFullerton: Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, "Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system." Oh boy!
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@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.
@karanbirtinna: Sheepdog: Here are your 40 sheep. Farmer: But I own only 36. Sheepdog: I know. I rounded them up.
@Parentpains: Weird, my coworker has bragged all day about his pending vacation and now his headlights have kicked themselves in.
@T_N_Crumpets: [Restaurant] Me: I know in your profile it said you were small but I didn[my date falls into her soup]