@imadepoopstoday: Excuse me, but I feel like your eyebrows owe me an apology.
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@zero3_benz: You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?
@Reverend_Scott: Rum: "Drink me." Me: "No, I'll get a hangover." Rum: "Nah, you'll get funnier and better looking!" Me: "Really?" *drinks* Rum: "Sucker."