@josePhDhoran: Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology
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@aecide: Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him.
@MartaEffing: Between bank balances, my weight and age, math makes me more emotional than I ever thought possible.