@josePhDhoran: Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology
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@HeidiGolightly: Do I still have feelings for my ex husband? Yes. I think "stabby" is a feeling, right?
@ShawtySouth: <--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store.
@TheTweetOfGod: "The Bible" running on the History Channel is like "Dragons" running on Animal Planet.
@Home_Halfway: DATE: So what do you like to do? ME: Enter hot dog breeding contests DATE: You mean "eating?" ME: *thrusting hot dogs together carefully* No