@NateMorrising: Excuse me miss, you're a cat - a man who doesn't know how to cat call
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@longwall26: Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.
@DosieDoe: *Do not consume if seal is broken* I’ve just gone through this whole box of animal crackers and haven’t found one seal.
@TimmyPumpkin: dorothy: WET TSHIRT CONTEST! wicked witch: NOOOOOOOOO! tin man: worst spring break ever.
@AthenasOlive: I once listened to Heart at 3am smoking a cigarette with mascara running down my face. Teacher: We usually choose a book for story time..