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@ElleOhHell: "Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a doggy bag"
"Sorry ma'am, we only have Doge bags."
Much leftovers
So pasta
Very taking home
Wow reheat at 350

“Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a doggy bag”
“Sorry ma’am, we only have Doge bags.”
Much leftovers
So pasta
Very taking home
Wow reheat at 350

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