@kidphonic: Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose.
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@AimeeHelene1: *yells at husband* I can't make it fit! It won't fit! Him: Just turn it a little. Me: *screams in excitement* We finished the puzzle!!
@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.
@skylerhanrath: *training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower.
@UtilityLimb: I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite "BOG WISDOM"