@kidphonic: Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose.
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@AimeeHelene1: I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone.
@dave_cactus: [restaurant] WAITRESS: Would you like a lunch menu or a dinner menu? ME: No thanks. I don't eat menus.
@illuminatedwndr: I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore