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@marsmaIlow: excuse me
@RichHarris2: 95% of dentists recommend teeth.
@Bizarro_Mark: I'll go to extreme lengths to get the last bit of toothpaste from the tube but I'll also watch 2 hrs of Nick Jr if I can't reach the remote.
@3Snowbee3: Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken.
@fantasesay: Beyoncé: I cannot wait to slum it with some earth mortals at - wait what is it called again?
@therealeatwood: GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TO—can you take your shoes off
MOSES: What? Why
G: I’m trying to keep the place nice, OK?
M: It’s a mountain