@marsmaIlow: excuse me
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@FilthyRichmond: I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her.
@Dawn_M_: Just once I'd like the guy hired to kill me to complete the job and not fall in love with me.
@PyrBliss: This girl just said, "You know that feeling you get when you really really like someone?" and I was all like, "Nope." and walked away.