@LizHackett: "Excuse the mess; we had guests," I graciously explain, leaving out the "five months ago" part.
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@DillDoes: Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
@jdforshort: If flying by the seat of your pants was so easy, do you think I would still be dealing with morning traffic to get to work?