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@Thynebear: Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal?
"I'll have a panda please"
[judge, under his breath] Can he do that?

Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal?
“I’ll have a panda please”
[judge, under his breath] Can he do that?

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