@Elizasoul80: *exercises sarcastically*
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@heathesauruss: Am I supposed to know my own blood type? I don't even know what types of blood there are
@electrolemon: "It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. " I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."
@PaperWash: [mugger trying to snatch Elsa's purse] Elsa: HEY LET IT GO! Mugger: OMG sing the rest