@TheTweetOfGod: Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement.
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@JRobb773: Sorry, pal, but you’re not the first guy who has tried to lose me inside a haunted house.
@MacAnnabella: I don't want to hear about any moonlit romantic walks on the beach...unless there's a clown with a wooden club chasing you.
@WorIdComedy: mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops