@Staggfilms: [exotic fish store]
AMISH GUY: Yes, I’d like to buy an acoustic eel, please.
@Phook75: I'm 89% certain I'm technically still dating at least 3 women from the late 90's early 2000's cause I left for beer and never came back
@KKAlThani: Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn't have known it's summer.
@stevevsninjas: me: hi, can you tell me which is the bride's side?
lawyer: guests are not allowed at divorce proceedings
@Fred_Delicious: Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused
@9GAGTweets: Turks ...