@Ideal_Victoria: *experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*
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@ThisLocalHater: I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did.
@nealbrennan: "Grampa, how did you support gay marriage? Did you march like civil rights ppl?" "No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."
@Terdoh: I typed "Cigarettes" in the search bar and it said "No Matches". The universe has spoken.