@adamzopf: Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest.
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@Diversion50: POLICE OFFICER: Your name? MAN: The Rock. POLICE OFFICER: Your FULL name? MAN: [quietly] Theodore Rockinghorse.
@sageboggs: "OH MY SWEET GOD BE CAREFUL. OH- OH MY DEAr LORD GOD. HOW? HOW??" -me watching gymnastics
@Marlebean: He held up my pants and said "Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??" Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go.