@mattZillaaaa: *eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs
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@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.
@McSwtrvst: *genie appears* I wish I was rich! GRANTED! YOU USED TO BE RICH ok!—wait what? FOR YOUR SECOND WISH, CONSIDER HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS
@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
@GibJimson: If you say "I knew you were going to say that" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings.