@Schmoodles: Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots.
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@bracealmighty: My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone.
@joanofdarkness: I could be happily married to some dude for 50 year an id still be textin ma pals like "omg do u think he likes me???"
@Smiilze: Forgot to turn on the oven. Food's been in there for 45mins. I know, cause I set the timer.