@Schmoodles: Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots.
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@qwertying: Like a true gentlemen, I always put women and children first. I hate walking into spiderwebs...
@canadasandra: We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
@david8hughes: [first day as aquarium guide] Me: & here's 8 snakes biting a soccer ball Guy: that's an octopus Me [sighs]: fine. 8 snakes biting an octopus