@alispagnola: Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber.
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@Chhapiness: Me: We have communication issues, trust issues and she's passive aggressive *Therapist slowly turns to the other chair and looks at the GPS*
@rickkondell: The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks.
@bourgeoisalien: Probably the hardest part about being God is deciding between two equally terrible youth soccer teams that have just prayed to win.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic.