@radtoria: *eats hotdog like an ear of corn to avoid giving you mixed signals*

@SortaBad: *slips the attendant $20* "make sure you pick me out a good one" Sir this is a daycare... "uh huh *winks* a daycare"

@AimeeHelene1: I own a lot of cleaning supplies for someone whose friends inscribed "dust me" on my coffee table recently.

@paperphotoyo: Just had to Google synonyms for the word creative. The irony is not lost on me.

@SondraDeeMe: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult.