@snmrrw: facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces
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@jwoodham: Hey [STOP] Got your voicemail earlier [STOP] I'm replying with a telegram because you're apparently a big fan of outdated technology [STOP]
@Marcmywords2: Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look.
@leontymccarthy: I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.