@snmrrw: facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces
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@TheThryll: CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.
@ScottLinnen: You really dropped the ball today Ted. You're fired. "Please, no. I can try harder." You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died.
@moose_chocolate: For Easter, I will hide pieces of IKEA furniture all over the house and then have my kid assemble it. If she succeeds, she gets chocolate.