@Hormonella: Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you.
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@wendchymes: Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out "DEAR GOD MY BACK!"
@NickSwardson: Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now.
@DanMentos: *surgeon opens cooler during transplant* *cooler is full of Gatorade* "Wait but this means…" *cut to surgeon's kids dumping kidney on coach*