@DanOverHere: Facebook needs an "I've already seen this on Twitter" button.
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@peachgrenade: In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an "A" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks.
@carlyken: Just remember, every time someone misuses the word "epic" Zooey Deschanel covers another Smiths song on her ukulele.
@shariv67: If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical.
@iGreenMonk: She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?