@minafisheyes: Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.
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@PanicRestroom: I wonder if the username "That Cab" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow "That Cab"
@InternetHippo: ME: Why can’t everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can’t you ME: Don’t change the subject
@1evilidiot: If Adrian Peterson is getting indicted for spanking his kid with a stick my mom should get the electric chair.