@minafisheyes: Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.
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@lanyardtwerk: Caught my food taking a picture of me. When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog? What a creep.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: If I got arrested I'd ask for one tweet instead of a phone call because none of my friends answer their goddamn phones.
@hansmollman: Biden: How do I throw everyone off the White House Netflix account? I'll be damned if Trump is gonna mess up my suggested list
@Angibangie: Then darkness fell upon the Earth, and the demons rose to torture and feast on our souls. CW: Jeeze Ange, it was just a cloud, lighten up.