@TequilaTears: Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
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@Sarcasticsapien: When people say things like "You can't change the past" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
@nerdjpg: It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font. “Yes, Perfect”
@merican_ninjy: "Let the chips fall where they may." -My kids when they're eating chips on the couch.