@TequilaTears: Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
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@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.
@mofrorock: Marvel's latest movie franchise follows an aging Peter Parker as he swaps crimefighting for medical studies in Spiderman: WebMD
@MariyaAlexander: Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm.
@david8hughes: My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in.