@AmberDonn: Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time.
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@sofarrsogud: My favourite school memory? Once during sex ed the teacher said 'some of you won't ever need to know this' and everyone turned to look at me
@Parentpains: "She must be shy" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me.
@vikkaroni: Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons. They'll trash your house too, but at least they can feed themselves.