@KatieBurnett: Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago
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@SadPeruna: Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
@stevevsninjas: One time I stepped on a sea urchin and I forgot all about the migraine I was having, so yeah, I'd say acupuncture is pretty effective.
@SCbchbum: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
@pleatedjeans: Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning