@juliussharpe: Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding".
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@Quartzjixler: Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years.
@carlyken: Just remember, every time someone misuses the word "epic" Zooey Deschanel covers another Smiths song on her ukulele.
@backupbear: For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks.