@PwrFulWmn: Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order.
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@GinGander: I watched her squeeze into the booth, finish 3 Egg McMuffins, & stand-up. "My knees are killing me, it must be the cold weather," she said.
@jimmytorosian: *Rubs lamp* *Nothing happens* Where's the genie? *Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing?
@the_kizzle: if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user.