@UnFitz: Fact: A childless person coined the phrase "Sleep like a baby."
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@bingowings14: [creating pandas] Angel: How about a cute looking bear thats shit at sex? God: Make it black & white we're running low on colours.
@PJTLynch: That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it's probably all infested now with girls
@girlontapas: How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but... Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer.