@UnFitz: Fact: A childless person coined the phrase "Sleep like a baby."
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@SteveDutzy: My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man
@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
@Reverend_Scott: [Adam and Eve in bed] Adam, am I really the only girl for you? GOD EVE, YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
@zwina_summer: Nothing makes me scream louder during sex than when my husband calls to let me know he's on his way home from work.