@UnFitz: Fact: A childless person coined the phrase "Sleep like a baby."
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@T_N_Crumpets: Wife: I just wanted our honeymoon to be special. Me holding 2 Nintendo64 controllers: Me too, but you need to hurry and pick a character.
@Pierre__4: The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different
@fro_vo: [First Date] Me: so can I see you again? Her: I had a nice time but I don’t think so Me: *stops holding in stomach*