@UnFitz: Fact: A childless person coined the phrase "Sleep like a baby."
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@lazerdoov: *in a job interview* No no it's not a teardrop tattoo it's supposed to be sweat. It shows I'm a hard worker
@SaraESpivey: My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. He's mad now.
@jonnysun: hmmm public speakimg clases..? well do u hav private speakimg clases? bc i hav a secret *leans in close to u* I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO WHISPER