@UnFitz: Fact: A childless person coined the phrase "Sleep like a baby."
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@BeardedSteel: Cat: Lame. Just lame. Me: Shut up. Not everyone goes out Friday nights u know. Cat: Leave extra food out. Im bringing a girl home. Me: ...ok
@FattMernandez: I couldn't be trusted with a time machine. I'd get killed going back and testing whether or not Velociraptors really could open doors.
@ChaseMit: I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are.