@UnFitz: Fact: A childless person coined the phrase "Sleep like a baby."
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@Cheeseboy22: Parenting tip: If your kids are fighting in the back seat of the car, stick your arm over and swing it around a bunch. That'll show em'.
@imteddybless: i hate when you’re boiling an egg and it gets a crack in it and the egg’s ghost escapes. very scary and i don’t like it
@GurjarShakti: Girl- send your pic. Me - i hv a group photo with friends. Girl- ok send. Me *sent a group photo* Girl - where are you ? Me- clicking pic.
@SuperApple80: Him: Why do you like to feed ducks so much? Me: (flashback to my dream when I only got into Heaven because God was a duck) It calms me.