@ashlar36: Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'
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@ayyyyloser: Can I ask you a question without you getting mad? -People who are about to piss you off
@Diversion50: My worst case scenarios: •A case falling on me. •Being hit with a case. •Being locked inside a case. •Carrying a case for a long distance.
@pmclellan: To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
@thatUPSdude: You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone.