@ashlar36: Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'
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@tonsmorecowbell: Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts.
@LoveNLunchmeat: STOP ACTING LIKE THIS GROCERY STORE GIFT CARD ISN'T ROMANTIC. WHO DOESN'T LIKE FOOD?
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered.