@TheAlexNevil: Fact: DJs who work at radio stations playing christmas music for two months are not allowed to wear belts or shoe laces.
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@iVanillaGorilla: You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees
@rickolantern: I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird.
@amydillon: My husband got me Alexa for Christmas, like I need another person in the house claiming they didn't hear me.