@MAngelo505: FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA.
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@shkeeber: Me: *looking at pics* Cute! What breed is it? Looks like a Puggle Co-worker: It's my daughter Me: Yeah, they feel like family, don't they?
@E_Ville13: Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape.
@sarcasticmommy4: My kids are celebrating National Siblings Day just like I knew they would: screaming & fighting.