@_ElvishPresley_: Fact if it's mother is trapped under a car, baby adrenaline gives a baby the super strength of eight babies. But that's not enough babies!
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@iwearaonesie: 9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad? me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be? me: Mad
@Ghetto_Trophy: I will punch you in the face. OK not really - but I will roll my eyes at you, hard.
@mostunladylike: Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt.
@NYC_Blonde: I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice.