@envydatropic: Fact - If you add "ish" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything
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@Reverend_Scott: [interview] "Where you see yourself in 5 years?" Doing your job. "And me?" Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
@Cheeseboy22: Something I like to do when I'm voting is tell to turn to the person at the stall next to me and whisper, "What did you put for number 3?"
@cheeky__gal: A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place.