@envydatropic: Fact - If you add "ish" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything
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@bridger_w: If you have to wait a while to get a fast food order, say, "I thought this was FAST food." The place will never recover from that mega burn
@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is if you really want someone to dance with you, you probably shouldn't tell them to shut up.
@SortaBad: [karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg! me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*