@envydatropic: Fact - If you add "ish" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything
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@sara_ashlynn: My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed.
@Philosopherbing: I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm "Time to go out and rob some people!" I said
@corinnemlwsw: Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention.