@hand_jive: Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants.
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@MsSweetTeaz: Girls dont dress up to impress guys. We dress up to impress other girls. If we wanted to impress guys we would just run around naked all day
@GloriaFallon123: When someone says we can do something “weather permitting” I remind them that weather’s not the boss of me. Snow or no snow, I'm not going.
@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: I'm such a nerd! I love when a guy talks sciency HIM: Oh haha [to waiter] A salad with umm *sweating* kilo-island dressing
@Michael1979: If you fear that a giraffe has killed your wife and stolen her identity, these are the signs to look out for: