@hand_jive: Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants.
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@PaperWash: Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel
@Tw1tter_K1tten: I did laundry for 7 miles according to my Fitbit that I accidentally washed and dried.
@EliTerry: you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker