@hand_jive: Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants.
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@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
@sincir3000: Boss: tomorrow is pajama day at work. Me: I don't wear pajamas B: just wear whatever you sleep in M: ok, you asked for it.
@robfee: If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts.
@LostCatDog: Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.