@ImaFlyontheWall: Fact: If you get pulled over, as the cop is walking up to you, place an aluminum foil hat on your head and you disappear from his vision.
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@david8hughes: [job int] "& what are your areas of weakness?" [leans in so close my nose touches the interviewers] "I don't like people touching my nose."
@ItsLaTourette: I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed