@ImaFlyontheWall: Fact: If you get pulled over, as the cop is walking up to you, place an aluminum foil hat on your head and you disappear from his vision.
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@OtherDanOBrien: Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled
@Brampersandon_: GF (from 2nd floor window): either the trampoline goes or I go! ME: It ... was ... nice ... knowing ... you
@Cpin42: In relationships, it’s important to pay attention to the little things. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled.
@justinshanes: Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.