@copymama: Fact: Moms yelling out "careful!" have saved 3.6 million lives so far this year.
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@AbbyHasIssues: I feel like whoever named it a "magic marker" was really overselling their product expectation-wise.
@AbbyHasIssues: Me: I hate math. Also me: If I cut my shower down to three minutes and breakfast down to ten, I can hit the nine-minute snooze two more times and only be five minutes late.
@eff_yeah_steph: First day of packing for a move: *dresses each Barbie before putting them in a box* Second day of packing for a move: *dumps entire contents of desk drawer into Target bag and ties it up with USB cord*