@Darchstar078: Fact: Roughly 40% of my childhood was spent preparing for the day I fall into a pit of quicksand.
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@roostermustache: Kid: help my cat's stuck in a tree can you save him Me: of course little girl *throws bible at cat* do you accept jesus as your lord
@GaryJanetti: I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?
@TheCatWhisprer: If you thought you had a rough night, my toddler couldn't wear an oven mitt to bed.