@TheBoydP: Fact: There comes a point in every man’s life that he regrets teaching his son about triple dog dares.
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@KevinFarzad: Yeah, cigarettes make you cool but they also take years off your life. Those are just two benefits.
@heyevergreen: My boss threw a Snickers at me and I caught it one handed so I think I'd be a good athlete if sports were played with candy bars
@AsgardianRose: I’m bored. I’m going to text my ex boyfriends and say “I have to talk to you, it’s important” and then not answer the phone for 6 days.