@ehdannyboy: FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food.
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@MountainDouche: My grandma has been lying to me for years. A watched pot really does boil. Moral of the story, trust no one.
@stonedcognition: These cat babies are straight up gangsta. I'm going to name them all after Friends characters. The one I hate will be Ross.
@realHamOnWry: As a bachelor I learned to separate my laundry into three piles; dirty, not so bad, and I could wear this another two three times if needed.