@ehdannyboy: FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food.
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@senderblock23: "I heard low winter sun is pretty good." - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice
@ChefChas82: I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties.
@WheelTod: I tell my kids that thunder means God is shouting; rain means God is crying; and lightning means God is killing Luke Skywalker.
@SaltyCorpse: I'm gonna start writing all my tweets in cursive so my kids can't read them when I'm dead.