@ehdannyboy: FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food.
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@jordan_stratton: WINSTON CHURCHILL: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ONE-LEGGED MAN WHO BARELY SURVIVED A SHARK ATTACK: "Yeah... and sharks"
@envydatropic: *Switches between 4 different news channels for an hour* Has literally no idea what's going on in the world