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@lcwf70: Failed Hallmark card:
I'm sorry I stabbed you with a fork when you leaned in to kiss me.

I thought you were going to take my taco.

Failed Hallmark card: 
I’m sorry I stabbed you with a fork when you leaned in to kiss me.

I thought you were going to take my taco.

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