@NoticablyBacon: I forgot the word boiling and just called it angry water, i have no idea how i graduated college
@AmznMovieRevws: The Silence of the Lambs.
@Zombieionism: Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people
@LeBearGirdle: Neighbor: can you watch my dog?
Me: like through your window?
N: no, I meant like-
Me: cause I don't do that now
N: watc-
Me: okay once
@causticbob: Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
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