@NoticablyBacon: I forgot the word boiling and just called it angry water, i have no idea how i graduated college

@AmznMovieRevws: The Silence of the Lambs.

@Zombieionism: Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people

@LeBearGirdle: Neighbor: can you watch my dog? Me: like through your window? N: no, I meant like- Me: cause I don't do that now N: watc- Me: okay once

@causticbob: Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.