@fluffysuse: Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.
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@WheelTod: My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit.
@hippieswordfish: HEAD OF THE NATIONAL WEATHER SEVICE: so how will we name all these hurricanes? GARY, WHOS BEEN DIVORCED 31 TIMES: i have an idea
@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.