@BBQJones28: Family cookouts are spent telling me to "stop...don't say that"
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@dulcetry: One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said "friggity diggity" please do not rt
@Adar79Angie: When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
@MiddleageM: Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs...
@jwoodham: What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.