@Jesssicle: Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes.
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@dorsalstream: ME: Oh, Sky Butler, help me in my hour of need. GOD: I told you to stop calling me that. ME: Okay, but I can’t find my keys.
@DaddyJew: IT:have you deleted your cookies? Me:yea the chocolate ones. There may be some raisin ones left IT:is there somebody else I could talk to?