@Jesssicle: Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes.
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@tyleroakley: imagine boycotting beauty & the beast because of a gay character while being totally cool with a teenage girl falling in love with a buffalo
@WheelTod: [Lab] Chief scientist:What the hell are you wearing?! Me (Dressed as Liberace): I thought you said we'd be mapping the genome in sequins
@cervixsmash: Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing
@smithsara79: *watches The Matrix and just gets increasingly annoyed at how unrealistic it is for Trinity and Neo to wear sunglasses inside*