@Jesssicle: Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes.
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@badbanana: The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second.
@Bexdora: [Facepainting Booth] Mum: Er...she wanted a butterfly... Me: I only do toads Mum: Well you should say that bef- Me: *taps "TOADS ONLY" sign*
@Swishergirl24: The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust.