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@murrman5: [family hears me pull in driveway]
wife: please don't
wrestling announcer: sorry ma'am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK

[family hears me pull in driveway]
wife: please don’t
wrestling announcer: sorry ma’am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK

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