@fro_vo: [fancy dinner]
ME: please pass the (forgets the name for salt) dried ocean
@KentWGraham: I set my GPS voice to Mom, and now when I miss a turn, it says “Your sister wouldn’t have missed that.”
@Underchilde: I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don’t need that kind of incentive to visit again.
@Marlebean: Its crucial to teach your kids life lessons at home each day
Today's lesson is: If you like your life DO NOT WAKE MOMMY UP AT 6AM EVER AGAIN
@causticbob: how long have you had this for?
@amazymay72x: Husband: I'll unload the dishwasher for you, honey.
Me: No rush.
3 days later.......regrets saying no rush.