@fro_vo: [fancy dinner]
ME: please pass the (forgets the name for salt) dried ocean
@birbigs: if aliens show up and they're nice, we'll take them captive. and if they're mean, they'll take us captive. anyway, happy thanksgiving.
@GrumpyComments: If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait.
@bobvulfov: BABY FROZEN STEAK: mommy is he coming back
MOM STEAK: no honey—get some sleep
[rocky walks into the freezer]
ROCKY: time to punch some meats
@LoveNLunchmeat: Tit for tat is just exchanging one palindrome for another, much dirtier, palindrome.
@nayele18maybe: Sometimes I say, “Damn you to hell” after someone sneezes, just to mix it up a bit.