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@SuicideBooth1: [fans out the deck]

Pick a card, any card..

Memorize it..

[hits you in the face with a shovel]

KING OF SPADES!

[walks off]

[fans out the deck]

Pick a card, any card..

Memorize it.. 

[hits you in the face with a shovel]

KING OF SPADES!

[walks off]

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