@WilliamAder: Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
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@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?
@realHamOnWry: [Deathbed Confession] I wish I’d listened to my girlfriend more often. Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS.