@WilliamAder: Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
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@Samigrl2: The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
@Token_Geezer: The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline
@seamussaid: whenever the police put a mannequin in a squad car to slow traffic, I strategically place mannequins around town committing crimes