@Puncroaker: Father, pardon, excuse, exonerate, absolve, acquit, forgive me, for I have synonymed.
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@MariyaAlexander: Potato chips bragging about having less fat - I don't think you understand people who eat you.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
@SamGrittner: You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What’s not to like about birthdays?
@GrantTanaka: If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx